Does This Look Like The Face Of a Santa Who Robbed a Bank?

WJLA - Police in Laurel are looking for a suspected armed bank robber who dressed up with a Santa beard. Police say the man entered the PNC Bank on Main Street in Laurel Saturday morning, fired a shot into the ceiling, and demanded money, authorities say. He took off with an undisclosed amount of cash. The suspect was seen leaving in a maroon colored sedan. Anyone with information should call police.

I can’t believe how easy it is to rob a bank. I’m pretty sure anyone can do it. Since the 1800’s, the technology to stop a bank from being robbed has increased 0%. It must be so easy to rob a bank, because people do it in broad daylight with Santa beards on and get away with it, easily. From the sound of it, they have no idea who this guy is. For all they know, it might be the real fucking Santa Clause himself. Elves went on strike, Santa needs money to buy the kids toys. Fascinates me they put a man on the moon, but ol’ Santa here can waltz into the bank at high noon and make off with cash, to the point where I’m not sure why I haven’t robbed a bank yet.

 

PS: I don’t want to glorify this guy, but holy shit this pic is bad ass. If you can take a picture that cool, maybe you should be allowed to rob banks.